porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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