Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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