her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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