I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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