Its about making memories worth repressing
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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