Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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