imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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