you guys were way drunker than both of me
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Come on in and take your pants off
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