Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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