Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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