it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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