Grow some girl-balls and come out already
its not stalking. its research.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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