real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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