I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Girls should come with a carfax report
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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