I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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