the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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