The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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