I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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