I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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