do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
