Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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