Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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