Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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