Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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