He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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