normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My vagina is officially offended.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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