make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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