Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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