We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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