Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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