what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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