I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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