Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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