the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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