i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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