i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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