I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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