Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Someone came in the potted fern
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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