the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
where are you?
Hypothermia
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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