Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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