if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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