we have officially lost it.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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