Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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