Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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