are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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