Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is Oprah even human
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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