I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
