Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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