So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
