So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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