Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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