Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There r osticjed everywhere
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Randomize
