What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I need to sanitize my soul.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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