is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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