I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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