no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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