Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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