yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Acid is not a monday night drug
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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